Big Brother 2013 HouseGuest Howard Overby is a youth and family advocate/counselor, a very noble profession in our opinion. He’s quite the soft spoken guy despite his athletic kind of tough guy build. He thinks the Big Brother 15 casting crew picked him because of his “realness” and because he is not fake at all — but you never quite know what he is thinking, so he’s also hard to predict. Normally that kind of “I’m so real” speech puts us off, but from him, we kind of believe it. We’ll see what happens when the cameras go on! He could quickly evolve into being insufferable.

Big Brother 15 cast member Helen Kim is one of the few ‘not single’ HouseGuests for 2013. This married mom and political consultant is so hardcore going in, she’s even willing to shave her head if she has to in order to win a Big Brother 2013 cast competition. We sort of like her, despite her tendency to never look in the same direction for more than two seconds and shake her head around like a bobble-head doll.

Big Brother 2013 cast bottled blonde GinaMarie Zimmerman has quite the accent and proclaims that she is “Italian!” She’s from Staten Island and works as a ‘Pageant Coordinator’ — yes, one of those types. She thinks she made the Big Brother 15 cast liked her because she sent in a wacky video about zombies. We think she probably has a resume and bikini photos on some really second-rate modeling site out there, which is where Big Brother casting seems to find the majority of their ‘attractive’ HouseGuests.

Big Brother 15 cast member Elissa Slater has a penchant for incredibly overwhelming jewelry and has a strong connection to a former Big Brother winner. Can you guess which one? Well, if you study that slightly witchy looking nose, shelf-like cheekbones and extremely pointy chin, you might just see an echo of Rachel Reilly come back to haunt us yet again. That’s right, Elissa Slater, aka, Elissa Reilly, is Rachel’s sister and the apples fell on top of each other from this tree — right down to the equally annoying voices.

We think Big Brother 2013 cast member David Girton would prefer to be nicknamed “Surfer Dude” but we are going to call him “The Hair” — you know, like Rick “The Hair” Perry. David likes to mumble somewhat incoherently and “get things done by myself.” We think that is maybe more TMI than we needed, David. (cough, cough) He surfs, supposedly lifeguards — although we wouldn’t trust him to rescue us — and does other vague things that earn money and “collects unemployment in the off season.” A true American hero this one.

Our nickname for Big Brother 15 cast HouseGuest Candice Stewart is “Creepy Eyes” — seriously, she kind of freaks us out with those stares of hers. We suspect she may have had too much botox and it keeps her eyebrows unnaturally lifted far too high. Candice is originally from New Orleans, but now lives in Texas and her accent is something of a train wreck between the two places.

Big Brother 2013 cast HouseGuest Andy Herren is from Chicago, IL and we’re going to guess he’s either gay, or everyone thinks he is and therefore he doesn’t get much action from the ladies. Andy says “when you meet me, you see just this wacky kind of fun guy, I do improv comedy in Chicago, but I work as a public speaking professor at a college in the suburbs of Chicago.”

Big Brother 15 cast member Amanda Zuckerman originally from New York but has lived all over, including Texas, California and Florida — where she currently resides. Amanda says she is a “little too honest and inappropriate,” which we think is never a bad thing in a Big Brother 2013 cast member! “I have a big shock value about me and I think that’s what [casting] liked about me.” We can sniff the drama around Amanda brewing already and we bet BB15 casting did too…

Big Brother 2013 cast member Aaryn Gries is one of the “babes” of Season 15 and a strong candidate for possible ‘showmance’ action. Aaryn was born in Texas and raised on a ranch. She moved to Colorado as a kid, where she went to middle school and high school. Now she’s a college student studying psychology at Texas University.

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