Month: June 2013

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Big Brother 2013: GinaMarie Zimmerman Big Brother 15 Cast Spotlight

June 26, 2013 L. A. Vess 10

Big Brother 2013 cast bottled blonde GinaMarie Zimmerman has quite the accent and proclaims that she is “Italian!” She’s from Staten Island and works as a ‘Pageant Coordinator’ — yes, one of those types. She thinks she made the Big Brother 15 cast liked her because she sent in a wacky video about zombies. We think she probably has a resume and bikini photos on some really second-rate modeling site out there, which is where Big Brother casting seems to find the majority of their ‘attractive’ HouseGuests. […]

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Big Brother 2013: Elissa Slater Big Brother 15 Cast Spotlight

June 23, 2013 L. A. Vess 7

Big Brother 15 cast member Elissa Slater has a penchant for incredibly overwhelming jewelry and has a strong connection to a former Big Brother winner. Can you guess which one? Well, if you study that slightly witchy looking nose, shelf-like cheekbones and extremely pointy chin, you might just see an echo of Rachel Reilly come back to haunt us yet again. That’s right, Elissa Slater, aka, Elissa Reilly, is Rachel’s sister and the apples fell on top of each other from this tree — right down to the equally annoying voices. […]

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Big Brother 2013: David Girton Big Brother 15 Cast Spotlight

June 23, 2013 L. A. Vess 0

We think Big Brother 2013 cast member David Girton would prefer to be nicknamed “Surfer Dude” but we are going to call him “The Hair” — you know, like Rick “The Hair” Perry. David likes to mumble somewhat incoherently and “get things done by myself.” We think that is maybe more TMI than we needed, David. (cough, cough) He surfs, supposedly lifeguards — although we wouldn’t trust him to rescue us — and does other vague things that earn money and “collects unemployment in the off season.” A true American hero this one. […]

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Big Brother 2013: Candice Stewart Big Brother 15 Cast Spotlight

June 23, 2013 L. A. Vess 1

Our nickname for Big Brother 15 cast HouseGuest Candice Stewart is “Creepy Eyes” — seriously, she kind of freaks us out with those stares of hers. We suspect she may have had too much botox and it keeps her eyebrows unnaturally lifted far too high. Candice is originally from New Orleans, but now lives in Texas and her accent is something of a train wreck between the two places. […]