Big Brother 15 Cast Bio: David Girton
Age: 25
Hometown: San Diego, California
Occupation: Lifeguard
Marital Status: Single
Nickname: “The Hair”
Status & Alliances: Click here
Notes: Nominated for eviction by MVP Elissa, week 1.
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We think Big Brother 2013 cast member David Girton would prefer to be nicknamed “Surfer Dude” but we are going to call him “The Hair” — you know, like Rick “The Hair” Perry. David likes to mumble somewhat incoherently and “get things done by myself.” We think that is maybe more TMI than we needed, David. (cough, cough) He surfs, supposedly lifeguards — although we wouldn’t trust him to rescue us — and does other vague things that earn money and “collects unemployment in the off season.” A true American hero this one.
“The Hair” says he is a hardcore fan but he doesn’t remember very much about the show, like names and stuff. He decided to audition for the Big Brother 15 cast to let America know who he is inside. Personally, we think he is full of marijuana smoke, beer and doritos on the inside and very little else. He also talks about himself in the third person, which we think should be one of the seven deadly sins.
David’s Strategy:
“My strategy going into the Big Brother house is to be the laid back, chill guy that goes with the flow. Let people get to know my personality and let everyone else cause drama.”
Will you be voting for David as the first Big Brother Most Valuable Player?
