Unless you have been hiding under a rock and staying the hell off of every entertainment site on the Net, you probably already know all about Evel Dick Donato and his bombshell Big Brother 13 decision.
If you don’t already know all about Evel Dick or if you haven’t already read too much here in the last paragraph, then we strongly suggest you stop now if you don’t want a major spoiler of the next episode!
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As most Big Brother 13 fans already know, Evel Dick Donato suddenly left the Big Brother house in between the CBS premiere of the show and the debut of the Big Brother live feeds. All the houseguests were shocked and dismayed, including his ‘duo’ partner and daughter, Daniele Donato.
CBS released an official statements saying that Evel Dick Donato “had to leave the game unexpectedly” because of a “personal matter.” The network said his “departure will be addressed on the episode to be broadcast on Wednesday, July 13.”
Evel Dick, meanwhile, popped on to his Twitter feed when he got home to quash rumors he had been thrown off the show or that either he or someone else close to him was very ill. “I am not in jail, don’t have cancer, my mother, son and girlfriend are not in the hospital and I was not kicked out,” Donato said.
Donato also said he would release a “public video statement” on his website, RTVZone.com about his leaving Big Brother 13. Well, he has finally released the video, but we’re afraid that it really doesn’t give us any new information at all about why Evel Dick vanished from BB13. Still, we bring it to you here so you can judge Evel Dick’s words for yourself. [WARNING: NSFW language.]
We’re still bummed Evel Dick left the show, whatever the reason was. We were really looking forward to him crushing all those newbies with his stony stares and sarcastic and deliciously cruel verbal jabs. Sigh.