Last night on the 2013 Big Brother Live Feeds, showmance couple Amanda Zuckerman and McCrae Olson got fake married for the second time in an elaborate Big Brother wedding. The first nuptials (back on August 1st at 1AM BBT) were apparently too low key for the cameras, so this time they pulled out all the stops with costumes, a toga bridal gown, bridesmaids, a feast and wine.
Poor McCrae though, just a short time before the whole thing went down, he told Andy he didn’t really want to do it at all.
When Amanda and McCrae got fake Big Brother married the first time in the lounge with a few exchanged vows and laughs, it was at the height of their showmance love. Now, however, McCrae and Amanda have been at each other’s throats a bit, with him telling her she is too aggressive in the house and her telling him he needs to grow some balls.
Plus, we have to say, their sex life — as far as we’ve been seeing — is kind of pathetic. Really, we hate to even know this, but these two have virtually no foreplay, then they go at it for like five minutes and they are done. Then they talk about gross stuff afterwards half the time. Where is the romance people?
Anyway, back to the fake Big Brother wedding on the Live Feeds last night. The HouseGuests prepped most of the evening (after trying to ignore Jessie attacking everyone all day again). Amanda dressed up in a toga wedding dressed with a sparkly headband. McCrae dressed up like a mechanic with sunglasses on. Not sure what he was going for there. The ceremony started up just after 10:20 PM BBT.
Jessie (after apologizing not very sincerely for being a b*tch), GinaMarie, Aaryn and Elissa were bridesmaids in their own togas with flowers and throwing beans? instead of rice. Helen played the mother of the bride and Spencer played best man. Andy, dressed up like Dracula for some reason, played the officiator and read quotes picked out from the bible by the HouseGuests as the wedding script. There was a lot of laughing at some of the quotes, like this one:
“Our father is old, and there is no man around here to lie with us, as is the custom all over the earth. 32 Let’s get our father to drink wine and then lie with him and preserve our family line through our father.” 33 That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and lay with him. He was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.”
Then McCrae and Amanda exchanged vows again.
Amanda: “McCrae, I vow to stand by you and align next to you through have and have nots through sickness and through health. Through showers cold and hot and through nipple slips and nut slips I vow to be your Big Brother wife in this house and eventually maybe one day outside. I Love you.”
McCrae: “Amanda, who would think this crazy pizza boy from minnesota… don’t have much going for him and a crazy Jewish girl from Florida who would ever think… umm … I mean there’s been up and downs, I’m always going to be there for ya… and trust you alway. Love you always. My friends at my house always tell me you gotta go with your heart that’s what i’m doing. Love thy wife that loves thee and that’s you baby.”
After the wedding, talk quickly turns to sex. Andy refuses to give up his Head of Household room to Amanda and McCrae for the night so they can get it on up there. Amanda talks at length about an*l sex to Andy, Jessie, Spencer and McCrae. Jessie joins in and talks never doing that and how Aaryn is a freak in bed and likes to go to the adult store to make things more exciting.
Flash forward in time to around 2:20 AM BBT. McCrae and Amanda celebrate their honeymoon in one of the Have bedrooms… briefly. Very briefly.
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