Last night on the 2013 Big Brother Live Feeds was a lot of talk and very little game play happening. Head of Household Helen threw a “nail party” in the HoH room to make nice with all the Big Brother 15 cast girls. Elissa talked about her sister, Rachel Reilly, and her Big Brother showmance guy Brenden. And Amanda was really, really, really cranky about being on slop and she’s not afraid to show it… and say it.. with as much cursing as possible. Yeah, it was kind of a slow night.

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WARNING: This report contains Big Brother spoilers courtesy of the 24/7 behind-the-scenes action on the CBS Big Brother Live Feeds. None of the following has yet been aired on the CBS prime time show. You have been warned!

6:00 PM BBT: Spencer whines about his sensitive underarms and how he needs more of his special deodorant. Because lord knows, we don’t need a stinky Spencer in the Big Brother 15 house.

6:15 PM BBT: Elissa tells Amanda and McCrae that her sister Rachel and Brendon are doing great together. She says Brenden is working on his PhD and wants to cure cancer. She says they are nerds. Her husband, however, is not at all nerdy and they like to watch Nascar. Meanwhile, Howard is playing personal trainer for Aaryn.

7-16-2013 04-09-53 PM6:30 PM BBT: Amanda and McCrae talking. She says Howard training Aaryn is his way of luring in his prey before he attacks. Up in the HoH, Andy says he is working Spencer and trying to make him think he and Judd are not really all that close to Helen and her allies. Andy says he told Spencer he had no idea who the Most Valuable Player is. Spencer said he thought it was weird the group was so close but didn’t know who got the MVP for sure. Andy says McCrae lying about getting it was smart. They chat about using Elissa’s MVP power as their tool like she’s an object. Then Elissa comes in. Talk switches to how it is going to be an easy couple of days since they are so certain Jeremy will be evicted.

7:55PM BBT: Jeremy snuggles and pets on Kaitlin while they are laying in bed in an “I want your sex” seductive manner but she pretty much ignores him.

7-16-2013 04-13-23 PM8:00 PM BBT: Helen throws a nail party in the HoH. Candice and Jessie arrive first. Helen is kind of bitchy because GinaMarie is making food for Jeremy so she is going to be late. Helen doesn’t get why GM does that and Jessie says it is stupid. Aaryn and Kaitlin come up. Kaitlin wants to know if Amanda is coming. Helen says she is in a bad mood because she’s on slop.

8:40 PM BBT: Andy crashes the girls’ nail party. They all talk about a lot of random, really boring stuff. Outside, the guys and Amanda are also talking about boring stuff. Amanda calls it out by asking, shouldn’t the guys be taking about pu**y and stuff? Amanda is in a really foul mood and says she wants salty food and not a f**king nail party. Spencer gets lewd and says McCrae can give her something salty. Gross.

8:45 PM BBT: Amanda has left. Spencer bashes Jessie all over the place and once again demonstrates why he is a total a**hat. Judd says that someone wrote Triangle of Thrust in the bathroom (with what? steam on a mirror or something?). Judd tells Spencer that whenever Aaryn, Kaitlin and Jeremy would sleep together, Jeremy would call it that. Judd says a girl needs to go next week. He thinks Kaitlin is more dangerous than Aaryn and needs to go. Judd tells Spencer that GinaMarie blames him for Nick going home and she just doesn’t get the game. Amanda comes back out and screams at the Big Brother cameras that she’s on slop but they haven’t given her any to eat and she has no protein.

7-16-2013 04-14-39 PM9:00 PM BBT: Shady guys Spencer and Howard are playing pool in the back yard. They both think that McCrae lied about being Big Brother Most Valuable Player this week and it has been Elissa again all along. Howard says Candice thinks it was Elissa too.

9:10 PM BBT: Jessie is all pissy, talking to McCrae and Amanda about how Kaitlin laughed hysterically when Andy told a joke at the nail party. She says she was telling a story about how her first kiss was in a boys’ bathroom and Andy jokingly called her a Hoe and Kaitlin just went off laughing and pissed her off.

9:20 PM BBT: The Amanda and McCraw showmance saga continues as she tells him she thinks she is really falling for him and she’s afraid she’ll lose him. Meanwhile, Helen talks to Jessie about Kaitlin being “a b*tch” and how she doesn’t deserved to be treated by her and others that are rude and mean to her.

10:00 PM BBT: Helen talks to her buds about how she confronted Howard and Spencer about the rogue vote to keep Nick in the last eviction. Helen says Spencer only flipped his vote two hours before the final vote and he is on the sh*t list. She says if he screws with her, she will “smear your name to the point you’ll never want to show your face.” (The HoH power has cearly gone to her head.)

7-16-2013 04-16-32 PM10:35 PM BBT: The GinaMarie stalker freak behavior continues as we learn that she is keeping an empty cereal box that Nick supposedly ate out of. This girl is almost as disturbed as Danielle Murphree from last season… Meanwhile, Aaryn and Helen do some ‘bonding’ over ‘girl stuff’ in the Head of Household room.

11:00 PM BBT: Some of the Big Brother 15 cast blow off steam playing volleyball in the backyard.

11:20 PM BBT: Aaryn tells Kaitlin that she thinks Helen no longer sees Spencer and Howard as threats. She says that she thinks Helen is just being nice to her and saying she will protect her because she doesn’t want Aaryn to put her up if she wins HoH. Aaryn tells Kaitlin the other side of the house is all together and they will use her however they want. Kaitlin says she trusts Andy. Aaryn says Helen, Andy and Elissa are manipulating her in case she wins HoH so none of them are nominated and they don’t really want a real alliance with her. Kaitlin says Andy is good with a plan to get Spencer and Howard out next.

11:40 PM BBT: Helen and Spencer count votes. They think everyone will vote against Jeremy except Kaitlin and GinaMarie, who will vote against Spencer. She says Spencer was always safe this week because if Jeremy hadn’t gone up, Aaryn would have gone home. She says she doesn’t want him to talk about that though. Andy the ninja comes in. Spencer says he is totally loyal and talks about how voting out Nick was the best thing and they were why he wanted out of the Moving Company. He’s sucking up sooooo hard.

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